Amelia: I am not sure this is enough.

Paul: OK, then just add more calories.

Amelia: ::looking askant:: I feel like we're not having the same conversation!

Paul: Oh, right, I will eat whatever is put in front of me. You're picky.

Amelia: And this is why we're not hiking together, we're on totally different trips. Same destination, different trips.

(edited for blogging, enjoy a full melodramatic interpretation here)