The same day I opened up a document and titled it "Resupply Strategy" I also received an email asking me to do a phone interview for a job in London. I lead a special life.

"But, Paul, have you asked yourself what you really want to do with your life?"

Oh, I have internet. I have. Let's look at how that goes.
"That."
That's impossible.
"That."
That is also impossible.
"That?"
That is unlikely to end well for either you or her and would probably leave a mess for years.
"That!"
Ok, that is a bit more reasonable. Though you would end up with life crushing debt for two decades and you swore to yourself you would never go through that again.
"That..."
That's a bag of cookies. OK, knock yourself out.