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The Onion | The Top Stories of the Last 4.5 Billion Years

»Link. With such top stories as "Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World" and "Dinosaurs Sadly Extinct Before Invention Of Bazooka". The Onion, as usual, continues reporting on the stories that the Mainstream Media simply refuses to cover.

– Monday, 2009 December 21 @ 5:26 PM –

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